Best One-Liner of the Week:

In the midst of national economic turmoil due to natural catastrophes produced by the worst swarm of hurricanes in history, Exxon-Mobil posts a ten BILLION dollar profit for the quarter, the biggest single-quarter profit of any company in history, from selling short supplies of fuel at inflated prices, so conservative republican Senator Bill Frist calls for congressional hearings to investigate price gouging in the oil industry.

Get it? Not Barbara Boxer -- Bill Frist.

I'd like to go for a drive, get some air, and think about it, but I can't afford the gas.